sigh

reporter: can you define ‘bad day’ for us, lizard?
lizard: why yes, you, you wretched, weeping pustule on the assend of mankind. my definition of a bad day is when the new camera comes and you say, and i quote, ‘eh’.
reporter: whassamatter, can’t figure out all the fancy buttons?
lizard: oh shut up.
these are very, very, very bad. i could do so much better if it hadn’t taken me an entire set of batteries just to find all the menus and stuff. and then when i started taking pictures i forgot to use the options, which i still don’t have any idea what they are, just where they are, and i just … i don’t know. i can’t think.
   
 
this was on the card in the camera:

4 responses to “sigh”

  1. liz(ard)

    they are completely unretouched. though might have run auto-levels on the building picture, but that’s it.

  2. dan

    Ah, the new toy!!! Lookin’ good, liz!

  3. lavonne

    i know–you’re just showing off how hot you are, miss baggy jeans.

  4. Tara

    Your camera looks very similar to mine, a C3020Z… I might have to see if the tricks work for /it/ as well.

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