…endlessly fascinating sociological research: the things folks ask google:
q. MOUNTAIN LOINS.COM.
a. dotlizard.com, the the only place on the whole interweb where you can find mountain loins, according to yahoo.
q. lizard therapy
a. i’m fine, really. but thanks.
q. find me words of inspiration
a. hey! these are mine! find your own damn words!
q. the number of pounds of skin you shed in a day
a. oh, it’s … quite a few pounds. quite a few. pounds.
q. is hair living?
a. no. idiot.
q. how to get a lizard alive from your car
a. one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
q. click paranormal sound hear night
a. eerily enough, this request came from around the 460th result, and yet there was no link anywhere within ten pages that led here. so it must have been a para … yeah.
q. can’t see, can’t pee
a. alrighty then, i’ll see what i can do. um, turn your head and cough? oops! ooh, that had to hurt. sorry.
q. lot lizard
a. this is the number one query that leads folks here. do you know what it means? it means truck stop hooker, is what it means. *ahem*
q. panties in a bunch
a. you’d have yours in a bunch too if google kept sending you people looking for lot lizards.
a. lizard sex x-ray
q. what is, when i come up number one on google for lizard sex x-ray because of the answers i posted to previous google queries, does the universe begin collapsing in on itself?
stay tuned. but i’d get under the desk just in case.
Oh my. LOL doesn’t do this sensation justice.
now why did it do that?
hmm. i don’t think it’s my fault, usually this site plays nice with ie5.5 on win98, but you never know. i don’t go too far backwards compatible anymore, i became frustrated and decided everyone should upgrade.
maybe the computer hiccuped. i’ve seen it happen.
Ok you must stop now.. My side hurts from laughing, and I am about to pee myself.
If Google implodes, we’ll at least know the trigger…
Well, this is a junky Yahoo browser that came with the Prodigy switch to SBC, and it has all manner of quirks I don’t like (for example, no history and no back button beyond the most recent page); I can bypass and use regular IE 5.5, but I usually don’t bother.
Oh, who knows…
hiccup. computers do. they hiccup.