q. meaning of low fuel light and
a. and what? i can’t interpret your low fuel light without additional information. please resubmit query.
q. zen terrorists
a. omg. you have them too? little ninja lookin’ dudes that come sliding down the risers of the shelves and scurry around behind the monitor and fuck with your little zen garden at night? dude. i thought i was the only one.
q. lyrics clowns will eat me
a. now i did not know this was an alice cooper song. but i do now, thanks for asking, and the lyrics are in the lyricbase now.
q. “shaved my arms”
a. “so did i”. but that’s not the real story here. the real story is almost every other thing google finds is some site selling cars or prescriptions or some shit. [cue twilight zone music]…
…and fade. now we are in a darkened room, behind glass, watching the surreal scene as tommy chong gets sentenced to nine months in prison for selling bongs over the internet. and the crowd goes wild! another stunning triumph of truth justice and the american way! the feds are on the job, baby, making sure we are safe to enjoy baseball and hotdogs, apple pies and chevrolets without fear! taxpayer’s hard earned cash, well, spent.
the world is full of crazy people, and idiots. some of them work for the government.
in other news, i am now banned by at least one firewall. i am humbled and honored.
Some stupid fucker had to look up what the “Low Fuel Light” means? You shaved your arms?
i shave my arms regularly. but that’s about all that gets shaved – i’m a furry woodland creature, except on my arms. just the forearms. on special occasions i’ve been known to shave the legs, but mostly not.
that makes me kind of a freak, huh? oh well.
so let me get this straight, some sysadmin banned you because why, because you looked up their IP because it showed up in your logs? or what? did you actually try to crack them? hee hee, i’m trying to imagine you as a cracker. and not the kind you put cheese on either.
off topic and in other news, i am completely entranced by the green through-the-windshield shot, and i think i will make it my desktop.
thanks for making this thursday more like a friday for me…