q. picture of guy in a towel
a. happy to oblige.
q. how to get a hard body in three weeks
a. the fact your flabby ass got all the way to result number 265 does show some determination, for a lazy idiot that is.
q. hate being a web designer
a. then quit your job you stupid asshole. there are people who love doing this, who need work.
q. it’s perfectly normal.
a. no it isn’t. freak.
q. is fosters beer made in canada
a. yes.
q. ….. to get me a book” was a quote from which book
a. um. what? the fuck?
q. short slogan for a sysadmin
a. have you tried rebooting?
q. lizard crawling reptile indian
a. weird searching abnormal google
q. first panties, then bras
a. no, first bras, then panties. get it right.
q. things to do to a pizza guy
a. first bras, then panties. or was it the other way around? i forget.
q. definition bottomfeeder
a. think about it. bottom. feeder. still confused? try the mirror then.
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in non-whining-about-love related news, i've achieved some sort of navigational nirvana with the individual entry...
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I’m always afraid to look at the links in your Q and A’s incase I’ll end up with the “ton’o'pr0n’ I get sometimes. But you are a funny person, thats for tootin sure.