i’m sorry, these are just too good.
q. sick of my short fat girlfriend
a. there’s only one thing to do then. Seppuku is highly ritualistic, exquisitely precise and earns you maximum respect from some truly world-class babes.
q. bored beyond words
a. i couldn’t give a shit if i tried.
q. i couldn’t give a shit if i tried.
a. i’m number one! i’m number one!
q. what does gaze mean
a. Kinematic non-locality, or quantum entanglement between the states of separate non-interacting particles, is implied by the symmetrical form of the combined wavefunction that is used to describe many-particle systems. Imagine, for example, two beams of particles, with momenta of p1 and p2 respectively, being fired from independent sources (1 & 2); the particles from both sources are detected at two separate locations x1, and x2. The combined wavefunction for these particles is, then:
And the probability distribution for position is just the square of this combined wavefunction,
hope that helps.
q. caught pants down humiliations
a. whoa, i’ve never seen one that little.
q. self pleasuring pictures
a. i’m sorry, that’s a passworded area.
q. who am i named after
a. you are an old woman, named after my mother.
q. lyrics and busy and post-it and monday tuesday wednesday
a. [sings] ohhhhh, let’s all get drunk and get naked, let’s all get drunk and get naked, let’s all get drunk and get naaaaaaked … and lay in a great big pile
The thought of everybody just getting drunk and naked and laying (lying?) in a big pile does seem quite alluring. And cozy. Pass the e please…
except that guy caught with his pants down. he’s gotta go. oh, and seppuku-dude. and the idiot who googled for the meaning of gaze. these people will not be welcome at the orgy.
Is Jeff gonna be there? Don’t forget the salami.