Comments on: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

By: for the record

for the record — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 08:38:48 +0000

[...] just a little selfconscious about the thousands of people who have gotten a first impression that i am a sex-starved, pottymouthed freak — no that’s not the problem, accurate first impressions are important, i just wanted to [...]

By: dotlizard

dotlizard — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:54:05 +0000

for the record

starting to feel just a little selfconscious about the thousands of people who have gotten a first impression that i am a sex-starved, pottymouthed freak — no that’s not the problem, accurate first impressions are important, i just wanted to…

By: oscitant

oscitant — Fri, 10 Oct 2003 03:28:40 +0000

sex disclaimer

practical and sexy. I like….

By: bad samaritan

bad samaritan — Wed, 17 Sep 2003 03:41:02 +0000

silly

oh man i miss loving this place. not that i don’t now, but there was a time, back when, it was mad mad mad i say crazy love. i was just going to respond to a friend making a 200th post with a tally of my contributions to various blogs (i stopped counti…

By: surreally dot com

surreally dot com — Tue, 16 Sep 2003 11:47:25 +0000

state of the lizard statement.

it just occurred to me how disconnected from this place i feel. and so i thought i’d (a) re-commit to

By: barbara

barbara — Mon, 15 Sep 2003 02:29:22 +0000

that was so good! lol can i print it and give it to a certain someone? it’s only 2 times too late he might appreciate. too funny.

i’ve been thinking though. i think what your problem might be is that you’re horny. have you thought about getting laid?

By: Mad Bull

Mad Bull — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 09:01:52 +0000

Very funny!!! Linked!

By: ModularParrot

ModularParrot — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 06:00:36 +0000

Lizards…Oh My!

Liz should be on everyone’s must-read short list, and this is one of her best. Parrots and Lizards. What more could you ask for? Update: I’m a stupid noob. It might help if I track to the right fuckin’ link….

By: Scipio

Scipio — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 05:31:41 +0000

Surely there must be a better way to protect the purity of your precious bodily fluids. Arms length negotiation may be in order.

By: Dr. D.

Dr. D. — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 03:49:59 +0000

I think I would rather abstain than sign that agreement.