starting to feel just a little selfconscious about the thousands
of people who have gotten a first impression that i am a sex-starved, pottymouthed freak — no that’s not the problem, accurate first impressions are important, i just wanted to clarify things a bit.
you see, the pre-coital agreement occurred to me as i was remembering years ago, when my then-future-ex-boyfriend-to-be and i were involved in one of those heavily passionate makeout sessions, in the midst of which he stopped and said, “you don’t date small men, do you?” and i said, “no, not really, why?” and he replied, “because you might break them.”
now that’s always stuck with me, because there was some very real concern in his voice.
either that or he was in pain.
so i worry.