in the interest of full frontal disclosure i wrote this other one too. again, iffy iffy. but hey.
you strip down
lay yourself out
i know you can’t fake it
but are you tired and naked
are you tired and naked?
~michael stipeyes. yes i am.
�
�
i let my self
go
loose
deliberate spinout centrifugal inspiration
creates this fugue state
to absorb the shock i am
graceless fallen
face it i
made this
my choice
and i am
i am
hesitant and
then lost and then
beyond lost i find
this place call it
my own it is
built where i buried
the last chance
i stand with feet planted
firm in the earth as the
evidence of what i have
senselessly wasted
decomposes gently
beneath me and
face it i
made this
it is my choice
and it stands absent
of absolution
it stands stubborn
on its own on
my own
�
�
~(me) 09.12.03




why can’t I just fucking beam over there? arrrrgh!
and crap, what kind of freak invites herself over? lol
i’m still working on the code for the teleportation plugin. and you’re welcome anytime. anytime.
so pretty soon I can say “beam me up liz”? shwingggggggggg
but what if there’s a bug in the code? what if it turned you into jeff goldblum?
*snort* lmao – then i could understand what it feels like to have a penis…it might be a win win situation.
Or worse, what if BFG turned up instead, and nancy was still jeff goldblum…..
freaky, man, freaky.
whoa, this is tripping me out in my altered state lol – nice to meet you bfg
so i came home and i drank a large starbucks mocha. then i opened this ‘special brew’ strawberry kiwi and i’m thinkin’, this has a bite to it and i look more closely and it’s by st. ides.
i’m drinking cheap fruity malt liquor. oh my.
Hmmm, where i come from a kiwi is a small nocternal bird, we also have a saying that is slightly rude: Ahem *clears throat* a kiwi, eats,roots,shoots,and leaves. Oh and the BFg is a kiwi, and does bite.. hello nancy or should i say almost jeff.
i need to drink faster. much much faster.
yea i bet it’s not funny unless your state is altered, huh? i know i am going to read this in the morning and wonder what the heck???
For me it will be the morning in just under three hours….. now where did we get to, jeff its your turn in the bathroom, watch out for the lizard stains, must get a box of when the lizard visits next time. i don’t know four dextrous hands and they cant even lift the seat…
it’s hard to aim when you have a kiwi i heard
omg must stop laughing can’t breathe
Well I’m sure it hard to aim after youve had a kiwi…..
breathe in and out in and out, oi the breathing in and out not that, well actually now you breathe in like that, oops I did it again, sexual inuendo. Mistress whats the punishment??
now, i could be silly, but i really dig it when i can assist in the lizard humouring, i’m not worthy
oh hush now, you are too.
ohhhh, i am all warm and fuzzy now – thanks! *smooch*
that’s my kiwi making you all warm and fuzzy
Jeff, I told you before you are frightening the kitties, and the cats. PUT IT AWAY.
Hey nancy wheres my *smooch* i feel left out.
i eat root shoot and leave too! oh wait. do i? i don’t quite know. but it’s possible, anything is.
sounds about right over here…now where is that salami?
i thought you had it. bfg? you?
Hmm this is deteriating in to something sordid, keep it up. Oh um I meam I’ll keep it up, um just a minute, oh pass the bottle.
*waving the salami*
See she had it all the time, so what this? *holding something resembling salami*
Phew its alright its just a kiwi
a fuzzy kiwi, well would ya look at that
oh my.
This is the most fun I’ve had with my fuzzy kiwi for a long time. nancy you are a bad girl go to my room.
as long as i can bring a lizard lol
can i come too?
sure jeff, um but put that thing away you are frightening the cats.
so it, like, doesn’t suck? hmm.
kiwi?!? what are y’all doing with that kiwi?and do I really want to know. [ask the one is is beyond fashionably late]
and us. do you think your teleporter would work well with long distances?.
and liz. one day you are going to have to put together a book of poems. and publish them. cause. wow.
man, all this talk about salami and kiwis and malt liquor is making me…something.
lord almighty, is this turning into an MUD? because if it is, i’ve got dibs on the name “horstgevoertnet the barbarian”.
“horstgevoertnet is a slightly experienced 2nd level adventurer with 2,000 hit points and 50,000 gold coins in his satchel. he is wearing a cape of pleather which has a protection of 7, is wielding a runestaff, and carries the sword of the dawn. he smiles at you with a few front teeth missing and scratches under his codpiece, which is of forged mithril.”
pleather. ooh.