we are all going to die

sure, you can write one of those boring wills and all, but where’s the fun in that? me, i want one of those crazy irish wakes when i go, i mean i want everyone to get totally shitfaced and tell embarrassing stories about me and share screencaptures from the tequila webcam days and things of that nature.

anyway, what i’ve decided to do, is put together a playlist for this epic wake event somewhere at the end of my future. i’m dead serious here. it’s going to take a little time, music is important. i know i’d have to start with goodbye yellow brick road because sometimes i am a clich�, and i want funeral for a friend played at my funeral.

it’s going to be a long list, i expect a nice long wake with excessive amounts drinking, also participants should absolutely feel free to abuse their own substance(s) of choice, and let’s not forget the debauchery, okay? it’s what i will have wanted, you know.

this is not a morbid post. it’s actually rather joyous.

so, like, ping me if you make a list, ok?

5 responses to “we are all going to die”

  1. BaldFatGuy

    I be there with bells on, not to mention cape and eyepatch. yes it sound like a good way to be remembered. now about those tequila webcam pix….

  2. secret agent bran

    your funerary plans and my funerary plans have a great deal in common. maybe we should get them together for cocktails sometime.

    (i love the typing lizard!)

  3. dan

    easy math…

  4. barbara

    ok, you just like my mother. i know i want laura nyro’s “and when i die” to be played. and i want the mourners to grieve and to celebrate…
    the playlist at bekah’s funeral:
    my girl – temptations, touch of grey – grateful dead, nearest thing to heaven – johnny cash, waiting for a miracle – jerry garcia band, and the reason – king britt

    i need to email you. ok.

  5. sillynun

    Hrmmm…. Debauchery? does that mean there will be an orgy room? I don’t know what the playlist will be… Since I will be dead, and can’t enjoy it I say screw it.. let them figure it out..

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