ask the lizard

q. what it feels like to have a penis
a. nancy? this is all your fault. allll your fault.
q. to quit sniffing glue
a. i picked the wrong day, too.
q. lizard dan day
a. dan! we have a day! i did not know that.
q. liz tongue
a.
q. alien reptile sex
a. which leads us to hale bopp will bite who in the ass? which features a poster called friendofsonofturkeyf*cker. small world, man.
q. insane fucking
a. why not check out the those halebopper assbiters? i hear they’re friendly with the turkeyfucker family.
q. “s’il-vous plait”
a. greetings, person from housegate.house.gov, what do you think of those mad photoshop skillz? mad i tell you. mad. besides it’s a metaphor. i found on the internet. by accident. the dog ate my homework. i’m innocent! haven’t you heard of false aralia? look! over there! boobs!
q. boobacious one
a. ahh, the good old days…
(yahoo asks: did you mean boodacious one? no, yahoo, i don’t think so.)
q. i do not expect any luck but bad and know that if gods or spirits exist, they are arrayed against me
a. rock the fuck on. i am so not the only one running around with that quote in my head.
q. pimpin’ at work
a. and yahoo conveniently provides a link using the query to set the worksafe skin. isn’t that sweet?
q. lizards rule the world
a. fuckin’ a we do. oh you betcha.