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the lizards are out there
- entenmann’s ultimate crumb cake is not the answer. wait. yes it is.
- i will not kill anyone. else. today. unless it becomes necessary.
- i will not hang out at ruinyourlife.com thinking, hmm.
- i will not be tharn. unless i look really cute doing it.
- i will not make melodramatic lists with ulterior motives carefully designed to elicit certain reactions, and then go tharn and hang out at ruinyourlife.com rather than answer my email.
- i will not have a beer before noon. that’s right there will be no sleepdrinking whatsoever.
- i will not avoid my email because it makes me nervous. even though i have every right to be nervous. all that spam yeah that’s it.
- i will not bite my toenails. or anyone elses.
- i will not put anything larger than my elbow in my ear. or your ass for that matter. thank me. thank me now.
- i will not use my blog as a tool of hypnotic evil. you are getting very sleepy. probably because this is so boring. but maybe not. [insert spooky theramin effect]