hey a girl can dream can’t she?

kfc: can i help you?
me: yes, i’d like a six piece chicken strips meal with mashed potatoes and … one of those twister thingys.
kfc: will there be anything else?
me: yes the bitch in the blue truck in front of me? i waited in line fifteen minutes & the suv in front of me bailed & while he was bailing that bitch cut in front of me, not more than a minute after she pulled into your side driveway. could you hork a big ole loogie in her food please?
kfc: my pleasure ma’am
me: thanks, there’s a big tip in it for ya. but don’t call me ma’am.

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