that i have completely lost my mind. oh shut up, i did too, it was right … here. it was. i swear.
ok fine then.
keep a little tag on it that says, “If found, please return to . . . ”
That sounds handy, bobby; maybe we should all try that one…
wow. a brain piercing. now that, that would be cool. trepanning hell, i wanna get a lobe done. frontal preferably.
holy shit i think we’re onto something here.
Or attach a key chain to it with the address embossed thereon. Nobody in Ca. ever loses their car, right?
‘trepanning’ that word sounded so good I had to go look it up at dictionary.com. And I’m glad I did:
To perforate (the skull) with a trepan, so as to remove a portion of the bone, and thus relieve the brain from pressure or irritation; to perform an operation with the trepan.
Nope, they may not run; and the tires may be bald and the brakes bad (hopefully not at the same time), but we for sure know where our wheels are!
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