Comments on: life is like a grapefruit. it’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. http://dotlizard.com/posts/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/ here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. there is no why. Sat, 03 Dec 2011 17:55:26 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Bobby http://dotlizard.com/posts/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/comment-page-1/#comment-16203 Bobby Wed, 31 Dec 2003 07:16:10 +0000 http://dotlizard.com/wp/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/#comment-16203 ...I'm still laughin at the comments you left me . .. …I’m still laughin at the comments you left me . ..

]]> By: r@d@r http://dotlizard.com/posts/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/comment-page-1/#comment-16202 r@d@r Wed, 31 Dec 2003 01:32:10 +0000 http://dotlizard.com/wp/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/#comment-16202 darn it, you're right! and to celebrate said epiphany i resolve to get up and leave my computer and go out and finally see 'the return of the king'! <p> just kidding. happy new year. don't kill your liver. if you still have one.</p> darn it, you’re right! and to celebrate said epiphany i resolve to get up and leave my computer and go out and finally see ‘the return of the king’!

just kidding. happy new year. don’t kill your liver. if you still have one.

]]> By: lizard http://dotlizard.com/posts/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/comment-page-1/#comment-16201 lizard Tue, 30 Dec 2003 10:25:14 +0000 http://dotlizard.com/wp/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/#comment-16201 you know, lavonne & r@d@r, there's more to life than geeky stuff. sheesh. step away from those computers. you know, lavonne & r@d@r, there’s more to life than geeky stuff. sheesh. step away from those computers.

]]> By: r@d@r http://dotlizard.com/posts/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/comment-page-1/#comment-16200 r@d@r Tue, 30 Dec 2003 10:05:53 +0000 http://dotlizard.com/wp/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/#comment-16200 "yourself you touch/but don't touch yourself too much/'cause they say it's degrading" -- sammy hagar, young girl blues from all night long [live] <p> seriously though...i thought at first you had written 'flash is a lesson' and there i was back at community college...flash is more than a lesson, it's a pain in the ass. like framesets. CSS, now that's a lesson. <p> heinlein was a scary old f?!k - reading quotes by him confuses me. on the one hand we have naked grokking sessions in the pool, on the other hand we have the legacy of heorot...oh i dunno. <p> i'd rather hang out in an alien bunker being attacked by vicious carnivores with you at my side. that's not a mash note, that's just f?!king practical.</p></p></p> “yourself you touch/but don’t touch yourself too much/’cause they say it’s degrading” — sammy hagar, young girl blues from all night long [live]

seriously though…i thought at first you had written ‘flash is a lesson’ and there i was back at community college…flash is more than a lesson, it’s a pain in the ass. like framesets. CSS, now that’s a lesson.

heinlein was a scary old f?!k – reading quotes by him confuses me. on the one hand we have naked grokking sessions in the pool, on the other hand we have the legacy of heorot…oh i dunno.

i’d rather hang out in an alien bunker being attacked by vicious carnivores with you at my side. that’s not a mash note, that’s just f?!king practical.

]]> By: lavonne http://dotlizard.com/posts/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/comment-page-1/#comment-16199 lavonne Tue, 30 Dec 2003 09:35:04 +0000 http://dotlizard.com/wp/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/#comment-16199 omg -- *i* thought it said "flash is a lesson" too! scary. omg — *i* thought it said “flash is a lesson” too! scary.

]]> By: lizard http://dotlizard.com/posts/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/comment-page-1/#comment-16198 lizard Tue, 30 Dec 2003 08:58:15 +0000 http://dotlizard.com/wp/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/#comment-16198 well i have boobs. they're quite dangerous, i assure you. well i have boobs. they’re quite dangerous, i assure you.

]]> By: Bobby http://dotlizard.com/posts/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/comment-page-1/#comment-16197 Bobby Tue, 30 Dec 2003 01:03:28 +0000 http://dotlizard.com/wp/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/#comment-16197 You're under citizen's arrest. Now frisk yourself and inform me of whether or not you have any weapons You’re under citizen’s arrest. Now frisk yourself and inform me of whether or not you have any weapons

]]> By: Bobby http://dotlizard.com/posts/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/comment-page-1/#comment-16196 Bobby Mon, 29 Dec 2003 03:24:53 +0000 http://dotlizard.com/wp/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/#comment-16196 you sure are mighty inspired of late!!! lucky and yay I was able to comment on your page!! you sure are mighty inspired of late!!!

lucky

and

yay

I was able to comment on your page!!

]]> By: Anonymous http://dotlizard.com/posts/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/comment-page-1/#comment-16195 Anonymous Mon, 29 Dec 2003 02:29:45 +0000 http://dotlizard.com/wp/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/#comment-16195 never. ever. scrimp on the toilet paper. eat top ramen, cut your own hair, fire your maid, whatever it takes -- your ass is too important to risk cheap toilet paper. never. ever. scrimp on the toilet paper. eat top ramen, cut your own hair, fire your maid, whatever it takes — your ass is too important to risk cheap toilet paper.

]]> By: sub/ver/sion http://dotlizard.com/posts/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/comment-page-1/#comment-16194 sub/ver/sion Mon, 29 Dec 2003 01:44:38 +0000 http://dotlizard.com/wp/2003/12/life-is-like-a-grapefruit-its-orange-and-squishy-and-has-a-few-pips-in-it-and-some-folks-have-half-a-one-for-breakfast/#comment-16194 The 4 for 99 cent toilet paper I got at Walgreens last week made my ass bleed. Seriously. The lesson? Spend the money for X-tra plush toilet paper. The 4 for 99 cent toilet paper I got at Walgreens last week made my ass bleed. Seriously.

The lesson? Spend the money for X-tra plush toilet paper.

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