far be it from me to speak ill of the vaginally impaired. as a matter of fact some of my bestest friends are penis-americans. it’s not like i’d want my daughter to marry one, but i don’t have much choice, she didn’t turn out quite as gay as i woulda hoped. this is my future son-in-law, he’s not so bad i guess:
& while i try to be open minded & fair & balanced & am loathe to address any group of individuals as a whole, i find i must toss all that p.c. hooha aside & ask: what the fuck is wrong with you guys? hmm? anyone wanna take a shot at explaining this to me? yes it’s a general question being asked in a generalizing way & so what? i’ve generally about had it up to here with … with you people. up to here.
bah. men. can’t live with ’em, can’t chop ’em up in bite size pieces & feed ’em to homeless puppies.
ed. note: i got a bsod while writing this & failed to get a picture, so i rebooted & went about getting another one, thinking, you know, now that i want one, i won’t be able to. ha. took three minutes. fucking windows me.
what? oh these. i was just going to go out & trim the hedges. yeah.