so there was rammstein. there were the four boys playing PS2, by committee apparently, loud to be heard over the game itself, which was way too loud. just not loud enough to drown out the sound fucking rammstein taking themselves way, way too seriously. overlooking the fundamental absurdity of everything in general & teutonic manic industrious industrial march metal in particular. i considered being amused by the irony of it all but that would mean thinking & i was fading fast
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my captors continued to torment me, using one of the most lethal psychological attacks ever invented: being a room full of small boys. i mean, it catches you by surprise, again & again, you look at their shiny little faces & think, oh, it can’t be that bad, sure a little annoying, but harmless. oh yeah they’re real harmless. oh. yeah. shiny happy faces holding your MIND in their grubby little hands because they are that special kind of annoying that wears you down in the most remorseless relentless manner imaginable oh don’t let this happen to you run run while there’s still time![]()
i cracked, man, i mean i lost it, dude. there i was with some pudding & a doll arm with a hand eye stuck to an ex bottle of glitterpolish & some pudding. ok not stuck to the pudding so much as stuck in the pudding.
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Oh, you still have the arms? Yeah!
hey. at least you didn’t spend a THREE-WEEK winter vacation with a 7-year-old GIRL. trust me, there are worse things than a room full of boys. her name is MESHA. [poking my eye out with a pencil to distract myself from the pain]
since you don’t allow caps in your comments, allow me to repeat myself with the proper emphasis:
hey. at least you didn�t spend a THREE-WEEK winter vacation with a 7-year-old GIRL. trust me, there are worse things than a room full of boys. her name is MESHA. [poking my eye out with a pencil to distract myself from the pain]
thank you. now back to your regularly scheduled screaming.
what? no html either? well, sorry for the redundancy then. but really, this was the vacation from hell.
there is html allowed i just think the mt sanitize thingy got unset from my special settings or someshit. i dunno, i just noticed it recently.
bold
italic
underline
strike
testing.
okay it hates italic & underline, but likes strike & bold. you know where things started going south? this bloody live preview window under the commentbox. it is the thing that makes it necessary to type <br /> in order to get a line break, it eats the formatting, which i let it do because i didn’t care enough to fix it. i guess i oughta fix the italic / underline issue since i do have those formatting thingys on the commentbox right?
np, i just like to whine.
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oh oh what I could do with a little glitterpolish