By lizard on October 3, 2009
it was nineteen seventy whatever, the album animals had just been purchased & unwrapped, does anyone remember the smell of new vinyl? i don’t, and i consider this a loss. maybe there wasn’t even a smell? anyway.
i was over at my high school sweetheart’s parents’ condo, they were, as usual, out of town, [...]
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By lizard on January 22, 2004
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By lizard on November 4, 2003
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By lizard on September 16, 2003
25 miles cruised through the country (both ways) (each way i mean) (oh hell it was 50 miles) (in opposite directions) (taxis call it 10-6, 10-19) (it was not nearly long enough) (and yet it was perfect)
and there was a shoe sale in the middle and then the 99cent rack at goodwill at the [...]
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By lizard on September 5, 2003
starting to feel just a little selfconscious about the thousands
of people who have gotten a first impression that i am a sex-starved, pottymouthed freak — no that’s not the problem, accurate first impressions are important, i just wanted to clarify things a bit.
you see, the pre-coital agreement occurred to me as i was remembering [...]
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By lizard on September 3, 2003
there are things i have frightened myself writing. perhaps frightened is the wrong word, unless it isn’t; i am referring to intense intimate things that happen in the text box of a weblog entry screen, and since i have private places to keep private things, it means these things mean to be public [...]
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By lizard on September 2, 2003
as i get stronger and healthier my levels of frustration have gotten worse, not better, and i’m beginning to worry that, in the remotely possible eventuality that i ever manage get laid again, that i might actually hurt somebody. at this point i’m thinking i really ought to come with a warning label and [...]
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