dotlizard dot como.p.c. http://dotlizard.com here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. there is no why. Thu, 26 Jan 2012 07:33:16 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 whackamole imperturbed yellowing multitheism http://dotlizard.com/posts/2004/02/whackamole-imperturbed-yellowing-multitheism/ http://dotlizard.com/posts/2004/02/whackamole-imperturbed-yellowing-multitheism/#comments Wed, 04 Feb 2004 10:38:01 +0000 lizard http://dotlizard.com/wp/2004/02/whackamole-imperturbed-yellowing-multitheism/

Docility boser electrotactic overplump mutistic chirping

yeah.

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don’t be an asshole

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&/or commit ritual seppuku with a frisbee?

If you succeed, everybody will be like �Holy Crap!�

so you know, like, whatever.

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Picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a t-shirt, and leather gloves puttering maybe 25mph down a quiet residential street�and in the fight of his life with a squirrel. And losing.

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because “wtf?” is just so vague. now this, this, is perfect. succinct, direct, to the point, says it all.

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yes, they’ve gone all commercial and stuff, but weeeeee is still a valid expression of … oh i can’t explain it, you’ll just have to go seeeeee. recommended you do so without small children in the room, they will want to know what that is and you will most likely not want to explain.

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’tis true, sometimes in lieu of content, i give you, other people’s content. i have some quality opc for you today, permanence. enjoy.

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madame fabulous writes some wicked satire: the back from the dead tour

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