the lizards are out there

the pharyngeal jaw of a moray eel (illustrated, and demonstrated)

Today’s Wikipedia P.O.D.: An illustration of the pharyngeal jaws of a moray eel, a “second set” of jaws contained within an animal’s pharynx, distinct from the primary (oral) jaws. When the moray bites prey, it first bites normally with its oral jaws, capturing the prey. Immediately thereafter, the pharyngeal jaws are brought forward and bite [...]

SCOTT BAIO IS THE ANTICHRIST

Bobcat Goldthwaite, on Scott Baio: (try to get to 0:45-ish if you can, unless you like a lot of screming. personally I find the screaming rather cathartic. )

losing my religion

you know, it’s time. it’s not like this is a new thing, but i’m not even sure if most of my friends even know this about me. since most of my socializing is online (yes, it is, so what?) anyway, i’m not at all sure they notice when they are in a bad way and [...]

even though our skulls rot in our flesh, we can build a laser, tear the mesh

.inner.reptilian.alien.

“There is a last correlation that is slightly less clear than the others. The spirits one sees in hallucinations are three-dimensional, sound-emitting images, and they speak a language made of three-dimensional, sound-emitting images. In other words, they are made of their own language, like DNA.” There was a long silence on the other end of [...]

award-winning commentary

the lizards rule

the lizards are out there

people ask me about the lizard thing. i try to explain, but the incidence of lizards in my life … sometimes difficult to express. included in the more text is a story from a long time ago, six years, which i’ve included here for the record. yet another lizard: my friend m.b. (who i haven’t [...]

ants

the good gloves

note: you will either want to turn yoru speakers up, or down. me? i turn them up.

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