query & answer: October 2003 Archives

q. make names anonymous
a. a�non�y�mous (adj.) having an unknown or unacknowledged name. <<-- anonymous = nameless. names = the opposite of anonymous. idiot.
q. words filled with insects
a. ... imagining writing words that feel filled with insects. rock.
q. lizard blood therapy
a. it's for lyme disease.
q. pleasuring your boss
a. how about, showing up on time? maybe quit stealing office supplies?
q. platform shoes fucking
a. well, i have the shoes ...
q. plotting life
a. i'm plotting mine on the imaginary time axis.
q. that would be cool on a tshirt
a. what? what? what would be cool on a tshirt?
q. cake song lyrics avalanche coming down the mountain
a. no, that was the butthole surfers. idiot.
q. miss selfrighteous pants
a. how rude. well i never. and just who do you think you are, you ... you ... aolsearcher. hmmph.
q. i fucked liz
a. gee. you'd think i'd remember something like that, but no. which means you are either lying, or you need to try a *lot* harder next time, mmmkay?
q. juicy cockroaches
a. as opposed to the dry, chewy kind?

q. what it feels like to have a penis
a. nancy? this is all your fault. allll your fault.
q. to quit sniffing glue
a. i picked the wrong day, too.
q. lizard dan day
a. dan! we have a day! i did not know that.
q. liz tongue
a.
q. alien reptile sex
a. which leads us to hale bopp will bite who in the ass? which features a poster called friendofsonofturkeyf*cker. small world, man.
q. insane fucking
a. why not check out the those halebopper assbiters? i hear they're friendly with the turkeyfucker family.
q. "s'il-vous plait"
a. greetings, person from housegate.house.gov, what do you think of those mad photoshop skillz? mad i tell you. mad. besides it's a metaphor. i found on the internet. by accident. the dog ate my homework. i'm innocent! haven't you heard of false aralia? look! over there! boobs!
q. boobacious one
a. ahh, the good old days...
(yahoo asks: did you mean boodacious one? no, yahoo, i don't think so.)
q. i do not expect any luck but bad and know that if gods or spirits exist, they are arrayed against me
a. rock the fuck on. i am so not the only one running around with that quote in my head.
q. pimpin' at work
a. and yahoo conveniently provides a link using the query to set the worksafe skin. isn't that sweet?
q. lizards rule the world
a. fuckin' a we do. oh you betcha.